"I thought, maybe,
I could somehow
save our friendship
and bring it back
to where it used to be.
But then I realized,
you can’t water
a flower and expect
for it to bloom when
it’s already dead."

Boobs are really fucking nice

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

*daps your mom up the first time we meet*